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look down your shirt and spell attic
a titty i see
just one
i only see one
where did my other boob go
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petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
wednesay
not what i had in mind but im flexible
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Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
the hand is signing “u” in ASL. “guess what’s coming? …. U!!” ;)
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how can you not reblog this
omg
OMG, I CANT BREATH, I NEED YOU
Omfg awh
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Post reblogged from Awesomephilia with 839 notes
I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses.
I just spent an hour wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from.
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Post reblogged from Awesomephilia with 738 notes
I saw a girl with 12 breasts last night.
It sounds pretty fucking strange, dozen tit?
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I’d never understand how the fuck anyone could be dumb enough to jump in the fkg ocean wearing $75k diamond earrings….
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Best exit in the history of a musical
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